Josh and Eve

A Quiz

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How well do you know Josh and Eve?
Test your knowledge.

Where did Josh and Eve meet?

  1. At the gym
  2. At a restaurant
  3. Online
  4. While skydiving

Answer: At a restaurant

This is kind of an unfair question because we met at a party hosted at a restaurant by the gym we both go to. So in a way, we met at the gym — but technically it was still a restaurant.

Who is 'baby angel'?

  1. One of Eve's cats
  2. Josh when he's done something nice
  3. A creature called a potto
  4. Eve's sister Darcie

Answer: One of Eve's cats

Josh and Eve have three pets: Tilly the Australian Shepherd, and Disaster and Calamity, both Ragdoll cats. Tilly goes by 'Princess', Calamity is 'baby angel', and Disaster is 'asshole' (because he is one).

How did Josh propose to Eve?

  1. During a boat cruise on the Thames
  2. Over oatmeal while she was half asleep
  3. While riding a fat pony
  4. After a 17-course meal at a restaurant in Hounslow

Answer: Over oatmeal while she was half asleep

Josh had been planning his proposal as a part of a getaway weekend for months, but he knew Eve would spend the whole time dying of nervous anticipation — so he got it out of the way before they left. She has no idea what he said because she was crying too loudly!

What is Josh and Eve's favourite snack?

  1. Dairy Milk mini buttons
  2. Dried mango
  3. Sharing tub of ice cream in one sitting
  4. Chunks of feta cheese eaten straight from the fridge like a lunatic

Answer: Any

Josh and Eve have weird snacking habits, and neither of them care to self-reflect on this point.

What is Josh and Eve's lifelong aspiration?

  1. To teach children to play the triangle
  2. To operate a charity for lazy cats
  3. To establish a worldwide empire of tiny houses
  4. To become cheesemongers in Yorkshire

Answer: To establish a worldwide empire of tiny houses

Josh and Eve hope to live a delightfully carefree, childless life in their tiny homes across a range of continents. Josh will do most of the hard work of constructing said tiny homes, and Eve will entertain him by reading him problematic posts on Reddit.

Who is Josh's favourite author?

  1. Some guy named Brian Anderson
  2. Some guy named Brian Sanderson
  3. Some guy named Brandon Anderson
  4. Some guy named Brandon Sanderson

Answer: Some guy named Brandon Sanderson

Answer: D. Brandon Sanderson is an incredibly popular fantasy writer who has written over 70 books. Eve does not know the answer to this question.